Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Nor-Easter to Georgia lemonade sipping summer time.

I just want to say for the record that's kept on the highest shelf in the tallest building in that desolate land you never heard about;  that sometimes ....you never....never ever ever...........ever.......know.  

  That being said I didn't know as I was hanging in the solarium meditating having just hung out with a Lama who's been coming to see me.  He's helping me with my Bodichitta and with patience.  I went back to my room and laid down...started watching Schindler's List.  All of a sudden I am shivering like a mad man...."I can't get warm enough!  I can't get warm enough!"  I ask for another blanket and a temp reading....97.7 on your fm dial means your fine.  I wasn't.  Did a temp reading a half hour later 103....BOOM.  Fever time.  Turns out all that stupid phlegm I've coughing up all week finally got around to dropping the bomb on my lungs.  Tylenol , Chest X-ray (I had to go downstairs they couldn't bring the droid up) urine sample , phlegm sample.  I took all my blanket down with me to the basement.  I looked like a retired Sith Lord .  This technician guy walks in while I'm waiting for the X-ray .  I don't even look up as I am dozing but I smell him....smells good.  "Somebody smells good." I say out loud. He's like ' yeah it's Egyptian musk'. 'Nice.'  Some women behind says ' yah he flew all the way thayah just ta get it'. ' I bet you found it at the bottom of some triangle in the desert' I say...and that tickled his ribs.

So now....3am ...fever broke and it's a Georgia summer in my room with Mr. Wei.  You never


EVER

Know.
Bad nurse BAD!  That chick sucked at dressing.

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