Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Thinner

     The I haven't weighed 98 pounds since I was in junior high.  This is getting scary.  I'm suppose not be on a high protein /high fatdiet and I'm having troubles with it.  First of all I've never liked eating that kind of food.  So to be told,  "hey bud your should drink heavy cream ". Is a little hard. Not to mention this stupid medication I'm taking so I don't go crazy makes my gut fill up with gas that just hangs out like my abdomen is the trendiest bar in town.  Then there's the sodium. This picture: 
Is about 2 1/3 liters of trapped fluid that collects around my stomach and bladder if I eat too much salt.  (Which is 2grams) and I eat well below that.  I posted this on Instagram with a hashy labeled ##selfbrew, and got a lot of homebrewers liking my photo.  Gave my roommate and a cheap laugh😂.  
Some of you might know how much food sucks without it.  I told the nurse,  I guess I'm not eating meat anytime soon.  " I think you're being a little dramatic." She said.
Am I ? She suggested Mrs Dash whom I assume was divorced.  That got me miffed but I held my tongue and sighed. The average joe eats 6-8grams a day!).  So these bloating issues make it hard to eat cause then I feel crampy and ill.  I need a pill that gives me 500cals and 20g of protein...cause I need to gain a a brick of pig iron (25lbs) to be heathy.  25lbs!!!

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